Shit happens

Disclaimer: I have posted this mainly for its humour value. It is not intended to offend Spammer in any way.

One of my classmates was sending a lot of forwards to our Google group. Some people didn't like the spam. Here are parts of the conversation with some witty replies by Chander Iyer (reproduced here with permission)

Chander:
No wonder that the streets of Mumbai felt a little cleaner today...cuz all the trash that was supposed to thrown outside has been transformed into Junk mail by Spammer...

Kudos Spammer...i can at least see uniformity in s*** in Mumbai now...Garbage in Bins outside, and garbage in Bits inside !!!

Spammer:

 If its really junk then why r u so deeply digging into it..? I hope u guys r not scavengers....

Chander: (This one takes the cake :) )

Dude...when you defecate junk out in the open (in the MTech group), either we can ask people to stop defecating, or shut our eyes and walk away...so i choose the former, if indeed you persist with these unhyegenic habits, we might be required to notify the sanitation department...

The choice is yours...I just hope it does not raise too much stench around !!!

Spammer:

It looks like u r lord of the sanitation deptt. btw ur nose seems to be too sensitive to smell the shit,  I firmly believe u r a great competitor to sniffer dogs :)  Btw does the M.Tech group lie at ur backyard tat u r concerned so much.
Other pals r enjoying a little...  seems u have a problem with tat too... ??

Chander:

Hmmm...comments seem to get pretty vitriolic...let's see...

I never did mention abt me being any sanitation head...it is just that the shit was a little too close to my doorstep, hence the stinker...

A sniffer dog is a better epithet than porks s***ting pellets out on the highway (read that information highway)...watch out, you might be run over by too much traffic here...